🚨 ALERT 🚨 Apple just dropped a new "ad" that lasted about as long as a TikTok attention span! 🎥💨 Only 24 hours after its debut, they yanked the video like your mom pulling your gaming rig when you forgot to take out the trash! 😱 Garbage can meme: this is fine 🔥💀 So, the ad titled “The Parent Presentation” featured comedian Martin Herlihy giving the ultimate “how to convince your parents to drop major 💰 on a Mac” lecture. Spoiler alert: the secret sauce is guilt! 😈 "Leaked" convo from a dev: "Honestly, we should’ve just paid Zoomers to cry on camera instead." 😂 In a twisted plot twist, Apple also dropped an 81-slide “presentation” (read: snooze-fest). Basically, it's like a PowerPoint presentation written by someone who’s only seen "How to Win Friends and Influence People" at a thrift store. 📊🥴 But wait, there's more: Apple has a history of axing ads faster than you can say "iPhone upgrade." Remember “Crush!”? It was literally the worst breakup story ever—like a hydraulic press crushing your soul! 💔💡 So what’s my hot take? Apple is about to release *The Parent Presentation: The Musical*—starring a chorus of “please, Mom, I need it for my art project!” 🎭💸 It's either gonna flop hard or be the next TikTok challenge. Place your bets, fam! 🤡💥