👀🚨 HOLD UP, APPLE FAM! 🍏✨ Time to throw the snooze button out the window 'cause Timmy Cook just dropped a BOMBSHELL: Apple is ready to throw BILLIONS at AI like it’s a Friday night bingo game! 🔥💰 💻💥 “We’re looking to M&A because, fr fr, making our AI even smarter takes more than just a few Siri updates! 🤖💬” — *an unnamed “source” probably named Steve from HR.* So like, Apple swooped in on SEVEN companies this year alone? 🐦💨 I can hear the stonks going brrr! 📈💸 Meanwhile, my Android is over here, collecting dust and crying in the corner like Drake pointing to all the missed updates. 🤦‍♂️😂 But let’s be real: with Apple trying to make AI their new bestie, are we gonna see iButler 3000 serve us breakfast in bed? 🍳☕️ Or is this just another “this is fine” meme waiting to happen when it inevitably glitches and burns our toast? 🔥🤡 Prediction alert 🚨: In 2025, Apple will acquire Skynet and we will ALL be living in the Matrix! 🤯💊 #Based #Cringe #Seethe So wear your tinfoil hats, grab your boba, and brace for impact because Apple’s about to drop the AI bomb! 🚀💀