🚨💥 BREAKING: Apple May or May Not Hand Over Siri to Gemini! 👀🚀 Listen up, fam! 👩‍💻👨‍💻 Your galactic overlords at Apple are reportedly considering handing Siri the ultimate glow-up with some spicy new AI sauce called Gemini! 💰💡 According to Bloomberg (a.k.a. the buzzkill we didn't ask for), Apple is in “early talks” with Google—aka the Big G, aka the ultimate kingpin of data hoarding 🔍. You know it's serious when Tim Apple himself might be whispering sweet nothings about Gemini in a conference room somewhere. 📉 So, what’s the tea? 🍵 They might be cooking up TWO versions of our beloved digital assistant: 1️⃣ Linwood: All Apple, baby! 2️⃣ Glenwood: A little of that Google magic sprinkled in for good measure. 🍭 Just when you thought Apple couldn’t get any more un-Appleish… 🤡 But wait! 🌐 Apple has flopped harder than my last Tinder date with the rollout of iOS 18. Like, no cap, where’s the updated Siri? 🤬🗣️ Developer "Johnny No-Logic" was quoted saying, “We tried. We really did, but Siri just... can’t even.” 💀🤣 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Apple will combine Gemini with TikTok's algorithm and launch the most chaotic AI that only understands memes and can ONLY respond in Vine quotes. Who’s ready for a Siri that hits you with "What are those?!" instead of directions?! Basically, a certified cringe fest! 🔥😵‍💫 #Stonks