🚨📢 BREAKING NEWS: Siri's Identity Crisis - Now Featuring Guest Stars from Anthropic & OpenAI! 🚀🤖 ✨ So Apple thinks it’s cool to invite AIs like Anthropic and OpenAI to jump on the Siri Squad 🚀. Like, fr fr, who knew our beloved Siri was going through an existential crisis?! 😱💔 Picture this: Siri hitting you with “I don’t know” followed by a smooth “But what do YOU think, my existential AI friend?” 😤📉 Meanwhile, Siri is out here like Drake pointing at ChatGPT and saying, “We getting collaborative like it’s the Avengers, baby!” 💥🔥 Leaked dev quote: “Siri has been talking to her therapist (ChatGPT) about feeling inadequate. Now she wants to crowdsurf the AI hype train!” 😂💅 But real talk, Apple’s just trying to add some *stunts* to its #budgetcut show. You know the vibes—while we're sipping on that sweet stonks juice, they’re just kicking back, seething over how to add “Siri Enhanced by Third Party” to their fancy marketing jargon. 💰💀 🔮 Unhinged prediction: Siri will be doing your taxes by next summer, but only if you promise to give her a 5-star rating! 🤑💫 This is fine - prepare for Siri to sound more like a Zoomer than your cousin who plays Fortnite! 🤡💥 Share this madness, fam! 🌍✨👇