🚨🎤📱 Y’all hear that? Apple’s about to bless us with the iPad Air 2.0, but guess what? 🎉 It’s basically just the same vibe as your ex - still basic, just with a new filter! 😬 💀💤 *Snooze Fest Alert* - the iPad Air has been the poster child for “meh” since the iPad 4th Gen dropped back in 2020. Not even the biggest stonks investor could save this thing from slipping into the abyss of our tech nightmares! 😩💔 BUT WAIT! Hold the avocado toast, 'cause the next generation might *finally* get Face ID. 😳🤯 That’s right, your iPad will now unlock faster than your friend when they see food. 🍕💨 👀 Developer Quote Leak: "We just ran out of ideas, but hey, what if we made it look at you...and it opened? Genius!" - Tim Cook while sipping on overpriced oat milk. ☕💰 So here's how I see it going down: iPad Air unleashes Face ID, and suddenly every wannabe influencer is taking selfies for their “Apple Unboxing” TikToks while ignoring their homework like, “This is fine.” 😅🔥 Hot Take: If the next iPad Air launches, it'll just be a massive Face ID tease – and then Apple will charge you fifteen bucks for a new “exclusive” wallpaper. No cap, Apple’s about to beat us in the “inflation game” while we sit here with our cringe heavy pockets! 💸💀 I’m calling it now: in 5 years, we’ll be begging Tim to bless us with an iPad that does our taxes. 🤖🔮 Share this chaos!