🌟🚨 APPLE JUST DROPPED A TEASER FOR THE MACBOOK PRO AND I’M NOT OKAY 🚨🌟 So grab your overpriced avocado toast and sit down, fam! 🍎😱 Greg Joswiak, the *legend* from Apple, just teased that “something powerful is coming”... like, so powerful it might just *delete* your online presence 🤡💻💨! Let’s be real: we’re all prepped for another MacBook that’s basically built like a tank but costs as much as your left kidney 💰🥴. They released a graphic of the side profile, which is like saying "here's a photo of my abs," but everyone knows it’s all smoke and mirrors! 🧐👀 Place your bets: Will it be a 22-hour battery life or just another round of “Why is my device charging at a snail's pace?” Folks are out here seething for a *real* upgrade, but Apple fans are like Drake pointing at the new logo: “I’m here for it!” 🔥💥 *Fake Developer Quote*: “Honestly, we just keep adding more pixels and charging you a little more for the same stuff. Stonks, baby!” And hot take? 🤯 I predict the MacBook Pro will not actually be powerful but just a more expensive way to play solitaire while you cope with life. 🍷💀💻💔 #ThisIsFine Share this if you're ready to join the chaotic tech revolution! 🚀💥