🎉🚀 *BREAKING NEWS* 🚀🎉 Apple is about to drop the *second-gen* Vision Pro, and trust me when I say, this headset is about to make neck pain the least of your worries! 😱💀 According to “official” leaks from *totally real* Apple employees, “We're basically just slapping in an M4 chip on an overpriced headband and calling it a day. Stonks? More like *head-aches*! 😂🤖💰” The first Vision Pro was already a staggering $3,499. That’s a mortgage payment for a lot of us - like, imagine walking around with a small car on your face! 🚗✨ But now, they're *upgrading* the M2 processor (which is practically *ancient* tech by now 🤦‍♂️), and throwing in more AI than your dad's conspiracy theories about his WiFi! Rumor has it they’ll finally include a fancy neck strap because, let's be real, nobody wants to explain why they’re hunching like a banana after wearing this “crown” of tech. 🍌👑 So mark your calendars, folks! 🗓️ THIS IS FINE! Expect to be *frantically* scrubbing the internet for a side hustle to pay for this while rewatching old TikToks about Apple Fanboys. 🔥🌌 Hot take: By the end of the year, Apple will just start charging us for air to breathe while using their products. Stay tuned for Vision Pro 3: *Breath Compatible*! 👀🤡