🚨🤖✨ BREAKING: Apple ‘s about to drop the MacBook 2026 powered by an iPhone chip?! Yeah, you heard that right, the A18 Pro straight outta the iPhone 16 Pro! 🍏💻 So, like, if you’ve ever yelled “THIS IS FINE!” in a burning room, welcome to Apple’s latest move😱🔥. Analyst legend Ming-Chi Kuo (aka the TECH ORACLE) is spilling tea like *a server at a wedding* 🍵😂. But wait—what’s the price? $999? Low-key stonks? 📈💰 Nah fam, they might go lower! I mean, what’s next? Free with a subscription to Apple’s new “AirPods Pro for Cats” line??? 😾👌 #Cringe Here’s how it probably went down in the Apple break room: 🗣️ Developer 1: “Yo, if we use an iPhone chip, we can save on production!” 🗣️ Developer 2: “True, but also, they’ll have to throw in a complimentary ‘how to cope with your new overpriced laptop’ guide.” 📜💀 But for real, we’re living in a *Galaxy Brain* universe where your MacBook and iPhone are basically twins now. 🤯💫 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2028, we’ll be getting all our news updates from our fridge powered by the A32 Pro chip (no cap). Your fridge will have TikTok. Welcome to hell, everyone! 😈🤡