🚨 BREAKING: Apple just yeeted ICEBlock off the App Store like it was a cringe TikTok dance challenge! 🍎💔 Who knew tech could be this dramatic? This ain't soap opera-level, this is straight-up "The Office" awkwardness! 😂💼 John Gruber from Daring Fireball just dropped a hot take hotter than a MacBook on your lap in July 🔥. Is Apple about to turn into the biggest corporate drama queen? Like, do they have a “resistance” playlist we don’t know about? 🎶👀 👨🏻‍💻 “We thought we could handle it but... I just wanted my emojis to be political!” said an imaginary Apple dev after pulling the plug on ICEBlock. 🎭😂 Meanwhile, in the boardroom: Tim Cook: “We’re not getting involved in politics, unless it’s a new golden version that charges $1000 more.” 💰💀 What’s next, boys? A TikTok dance-off at the Apple event to discuss their political stance? 🤡🚀 They'll be drip-feeding us updates while in a sea of cringe. 🔮 Hot take alert: By 2024, Apple will be running for president—imagine the stonks when they promise to make “iPhones in every pocket” a thing! No cap, fr fr! STAY BASED, my friends! 💥🍏