🚨🌟 BREAKING: Apple Just Landed a Space Shuttle on Your Job’s Patch Management!! 🚀🍏💻 Hold onto your keyboards folks, the *Apple @ Work* podcast just dropped like it was a hot mixtape featuring Arek Dreyer and Matt Day from Kandji! 🎤🔥 They’re spitting bars about their new Vulnerability Response function that is basically the bodyguard your MacBook needed when it was getting roasted in the break room. “Patch management? More like PATCH MONTAGE!” they probably said while sipping their organic kale smoothies. 🥬💪 Meanwhile, Mosyle is here acting like they’re the only Apple Unified Platform, flexing that they’ve got over 45,000 organizations on lock. Like, dang, did they just break into the tech stonks club? 📈💰 I mean, if your job isn't using Mosyle yet, are you even working in tech or just scrolling TikTok praying for a miracle? 🤔🤖 So, if you want your Apple devices to be work-ready with no effort (because you’re already burnt out, ngl), and grab that EXTENDED TRIAL 🔥, this is your sign. *Leaked developer quote:* “At this point, if you’re not using Mosyle, just throw your Mac under a bus. It’s faster than patch management options.” 🔥💀 Prediction Alert: In 2024, every Mac will self-manage - just like my kids who somehow think they can have video games for breakfast. 🍕😅 Now go hit that share button or I’ll send the Apple police after you! 🚓🍏