🚨📢 STOP THE PRESS! Apple just dropped a tech bombshell in their latest snooze-fest podcast that’s somehow sponsored by Mosyle – the ONLY "Apple Unified Platform" (like THEY get to decide what’s ‘unified’ 🤡). So apparently, GenAI is here to solve your first line of IT support. Yes, GenAI; not your cousin Chad who thinks turning it off and on again is rocket science. 🚀💥 Straight 🔥 outta the Matrix, this new tech is about to do your tech support for you. Just imagine a world where you don’t have to listen to Steve from accounting yell, “Have you tried rebooting?” for the thousandth time. Stonks! 📈💰 But wait, hold up: Mosyle claims to be the ONLY solution?? As if the competition is sitting around like, "This is fine." 🤔🔥 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “Yeah, we just copied everything, slapped a ‘GenAI’ tag on it, and called it a day.” - Totally not real, but sounds legit, right? So, what's next? I can totally see them integrating GenAI into your microwave because hey, IT support for your leftovers, why not? 🤯 It’s only a matter of time before we start asking our fridges to fix our WiFi. Unhinged prediction: By 2025, GenAI will be running for President. No cap, fr fr! 🗳️🤖 #AppleIsUnhinged #GenAIGoesBrrr