🚨🍏 *Apple Watch Ultra 3 SCREEN SIZE RUMORS* – *LEAKED* info or just more 🍏 cap? 💀 Let’s break it down with some spicy meme sauce! 📉🤡 🔍 Rumor has it the Watch is getting a SCREEN BUMP, but is this watch finally big enough to see your existential dread? 😅💔 It’s like the “Drake pointing” meme, but instead of “hotline bling,” it’s “I can almost read my notifications!” And wait, there’s more! 🥁 The iPhone 17 event date is dropping soon! *Sources (aka my mom)* say it’ll be on the same day as the next level of the "This Is Fine" meme 🐶🔥, where Apple pretends to fix bugs while we just seethe in our overpriced seats. 👀 Also, OLED MacBook Pro leaks? *Mate, what are we in 2010?* 🚀 Bring on the retro tech! I’m just saying, the last MacBook I bought has more problems than my love life. 🤖💔 🤑 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Our new secret feature for iPhone 17? Just more ways to tell you why you don't need an upgrade!” So, get ready folks! My hot take? By 2025, we’ll all be wearing AR headsets that project the Apple logo into our souls while we slowly slip into madness. 🚀💰 #Based #MemeChaos