🚨🍏💥 HEY YOU, YES YOU! 📱✨ Grab your overpriced sushi and fasten your seatbelts because we've got the *Apple Watch Ultra 3* on the horizon, and it's about to drop like your self-esteem after watching TikTok influencers flex! 🥴🔥 #worthit? So, last year we were all waiting like kids on Christmas, only to get a black paint job on the Ultra 2. Like, what is this? A hipster coffee shop? ☕️💔 But now the whispers are getting LOUDER, and the Apple marketing team is basically shouting, “Shut up and take my money!!” 💸💸 👀💬 *"We just put a black finish on it last year,"* one developer said, *"but the new Ultra? We're talking about more features than your grandma’s conspiracy theories!"* 🧠💥 With the Ultra 3, it sounds like Apple is gearing up to launch a time machine – you know, to help us travel back and NOT buy the Ultra 2! 🚀🎉 Honestly, I'm calling it now: The Ultra 3 will come with a built-in therapist to help you cope with your FOMO while you watch TikTok trends melt your brain! 🌌💔 TL;DR: Get your wallets ready and expectations low, 'cause the Apple Watch Ultra 3 is about to re-define "entitled consumerism!" 🤡💀 #BasedOrCringe?