🚨🍏🥵 EPIC APPLE WATCH ULTRA 3 LEAKS! 🍏🚨 OK fam, gather 'round because we've got some juicy 🍉 deets about the upcoming Apple Watch Ultra 3, and no cap, it’s like waiting for the next season of your favorite show when you’ve already binged everything else! 😱💀 After 2 YEARS of the same old time-telling wrist accessory 😴🕰️, the tech gods at Apple are about to drop the WOKE version of your wrist bling, and this time we might actually get a battery that lasts longer than your ex's attention span! 🤡💔🔥 Sources (aka my buddy Dave who just really loves Apple) say we could see it as soon as... wait for it... 😮📅 Apple’s September event! Yes, right when we’re all broke from upgrading our phones and they hit us with another $800 wrist chain. Stonks? More like NO stonks! 📉🤣 "Bro, is it a watch or a fitness cult?" one dev was overheard saying as he typed away, and honestly based but also cringe? 🤷‍♂️💀 So grab your wallets, 'cause this isn’t just any old smartwatch. This bad boy is gonna have features that make your wallet weep—think fitness tracking with a side of "this is fine" as you cry over your subscription fees! 🥴💸 🔥 **HOT TAKE:** The Ultra 3 is just gonna be the Ultra 2.1 but in a new color! I mean, what’s next? Apple Watch Ultra 4D AR? That’s right, I said it! 💥🚀 Share if you’re ready for the ride!