🚨👀 WOKE APPLE WATCH ALERT 🚨 Ayo, fam! If you ever found yourself in a cringe fest where you’re TRYING TO WORK and your SO is like “Can you keep it down, my dude?” 💀💔, this Apple Watch feature might just be the 🔑! Meet the *noisy alerts*... aka, the source of your relationship drama🧐. Our hero here literally said “NO CAP, I’m not letting my partner SWAN DIVE into a stress pit while I’m living life on 1.5x speed with my timers” 😂🏃‍♂️💨. So what did they do? Turned those blaring notifications into *private wrist taps* 🤖✨! *Leaked quote from the Dev Team*: “We designed Apple Watch notifications so people can annoy each other in PEACE… I mean WORK. 💼👀” Now instead of DOOMSDAY SYMPHONY alerting their partner every 10 minutes like that *This is Fine* dog ☕🔥, it’s more like a gentle wrist tap that whispers, “Yo, time to hustle” in style. But like, what’s next? Are we just gonna start installing a *No Annoyance Mode* for spouses on all smart gadgets? 🤡💥 Call me when Siri can handle relationships like a therapist; then we’ll talk about NEXT LEVEL efficiency! 🔮💥 🔥🔥💣 STRAP IN, because in 2024, we’ll all just vibe with *telepathic* notifications. That’s right, we’re manifesting a world where your watch PINGS and your crush knows to bring you coffee! #Stonks 📈📈💰