🚨🔥🐍 BREAKING TWITTER NEWS: The Apple Watch Series 11 is falling faster than my GPA in college!! 📉💀 No cap, you can snag it for just **$349.99**—that's a **sick** $49.01 off! 💰💸 Like, talk about savings that make you want to do the *stonks* dance! 📈🚀 "Why's it so cheap?" you ask? Well, maybe because Tim Apple finally figured out that people DON'T need a watch that reminds them to breathe every 30 seconds! 🥴💨 "I’m just trying to vibe, Siri, chill out!" 😤 And don't even get me started on those *other* smartwatches out there—fr fr, who even are they? At this point, I feel like I’m Apple’s emotional support human, always finding excuses to justify the price tag. “Look guys, it’s more than a watch! It’s a lifestyle!” 🙈🦄 The Apple Watch is like that friend who always shows up to your party uninvited but then drops the sickest tunes. 🎉🍕 #Blessed 🔥💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Brace yourselves, soon Tim Cook is going to release a WATCH THAT GROWS CORN in the backyard. 🍿🌽 In 2025, it'll be like “Yeah, I just harvested my watch—tastes like stonks!” 🤯👩‍🌾 👇 Tag a friend who STILL wears a Fitbit! 🤡✌️