🚨💥 ALERT! The Apple Watch Series 11 is here and it’s ACTUALLY longer-lasting than your last relationship! 🤡💔 Say goodbye to being the only one in the friend group with a watch that dies faster than your New Year’s resolutions! 💀💪 🔥💎 So what’s the tea? Well, rumor has it the battery can survive the apocalypse! Yep, I’m talking about a 48-hour battery life! An Apple insider “accidentally” leaked this gem: “We were tired of everyone’s watches dying mid-Gym and wanted to make them last longer than a TikTok trend!” 🤖🕒 But let’s be real, if you're still rocking that Series 6 or *gasp* Series 4, just save your cash for a new phone instead! 💰🚀 And if your current watch is giving you 'This is fine' vibes—just throw it out and embrace the 🔥💀 chaos of the Series 11! Drake pointing at the **upgrade** button like: “You know you wanna do it!” 👈🍏 No cap, if you don’t upgrade, are you even living? (Remember that time you regretted not getting a smart toaster? Yeah, we don’t talk about that anymore...). So here’s my hot take: Apple’s next move? An Apple Watch that can cook breakfast. 🥓🍳 But knowing them, it’ll only serve avocados. Based or cringe? You decide! 🔥🔥🔥