🚨🍏🔥BREAKING NEWS: The Apple Watch Series 11 is about to land like it's the new iPhone—aka, brace yourselves for another overpriced wrist computer that probably does the same stuff as the 10! 📱⌚️ Sources say it’s got a fresh design (aka "we slapped some new colors on it, and voilà!"), better battery life (so you can ignore your heart rate for even LONGER) and surprise health features that'll make you feel like you missed your detox cleanse last Sunday. 🥴💪 One "leaked" developer was overheard saying, “We just wanted to give people the feeling they’re working out while they’re really just swiping TikTok on the couch.” 😂 Sounds about right! But what can we expect in less than a month? A 99% price hike and *maybe* the ability to track your carbon footprint while you eat avocado toast? 🤔🥑 #Stonks 🌌🤖 Prepare for the meme-age: Apple users beaten by non-Apple users in the battle of the smart wearables is about to become a reality! This is fine . . . (but actually, it's cringe) 🤡 Hot take: The Apple Watch Series 11 WILL be the last one. Apple is going to pivot to smart socks. 💸🧦 #ChangeMyMind