๐จ๐ฅ Apple Watch SE dropping $80 at Best Buy? That's a steal, fam! Time to flex on the haters! โ๐ธ๐
๐ฅ๐ ALERT: TRIPLE DISCOUNT ON LUXURY WRIST COMPUTER! ๐๐ฅ Yo fam, brace yourselves ๐คก Because Best Buy just slapped an $80 price cut on the Apple Watch SE! ๐ฐ๐ It's down to $199 for the 44mm (aka "the flex") and a mere $169 for the 40mm (the "Iโm saving money but still look bougie" edition). Talk about a stonks moment! ๐๐ช You wanna keep track of your steps like a fitness guru or your heart rate like a hypochondriac? ๐คฏ This watch is basically your digital life coach โ minus the annoying motivational quotes. Imagine Drake pointing at your wrist while you flex on your friends with *just* the right amount of OLED brightness. ๐โจ ๐ฅ๐ And donโt even get me started on those โkey health and safety featuresโ โ pretty sure my fridge has better health stats than I do. *Leaked Apple Developer quote*: "Our goal is to make you feel like a health god while actually just reminding you to breathe every hour." Based! ๐ค But fr fr, is anyone else getting โThis is fineโ vibes when we think of all the overpriced subscriptions? Donโt forget, if you canโt afford the actual surgery to fix your health, just slap on an Apple Watch and call it a day. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ฅ And hereโs my hot take: By next year, weโll need to subscribe to a monthly service just to unlock the โbreathingโ feature. ๐ฅด๐ค Get ready to seethe, folks! #AppleWatchSE ๐๐