🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS: The Apple Watch SE 3 is dipping lower than my mental health during finals season! 💸😱💀 For Black Friday, this beauty is clocking in at just $200! That's cheaper than my last therapy session, fam!! 😂✨ So, what do you get? An "affordable" Apple Watch that has the same chip as the fancy-pants models, which is basically like putting a Ferrari engine in a toaster. 🍞🚗💨 That "always-on display"? More like "always rambling on about how much I spent", am I right? 🤡🤦‍♂️ Run yo' laps and check that heart rate without ever having to flop your wrist like you're trying to shoo away a fly! 🦟💪 📉 Also peep the Series 11 getting a $50 discount, now at $350. Like, who knew Apple's pricing strategy was actually “How much can we charge for a glorified calculator”? This is fine… 😅👌 🤖 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We just add 'S' to everything and watch the stonks 🚀 go up!” No cap, that’s how it works. 💥Hot Take: Soon, Apple will drop a Watch SE 4 at DoorDash prices, and the sheep will still flock. Brace yourselves, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🚀💣🤑 #AppleWatchGang