🚨💥🔔 WELCOME TO THE APPLE WATCH GAME SHOW! 🔔💥🚨 Today's episode: "What’s that missing health feature?" 🎭🤔💔 The Apple Watch SE 3 drops into your life like that one relative who only shows up when there’s free food – but it’s missing only 3 MAJOR health features! 😱💸 **BOMB ALERT**: But hold up! You save a cool $150, because money management! 💰💰💰 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We could add those features, but… have you seen our stock prices? Stonks!” 😂📉 So let's break it down like a TikTok dance: 👉 SE 3: No ECG, no blood oxygen monitoring, no "I can't believe I forgot to breathe" app. *cue this is fine meme* 🔥💔 👉 Series 11: Delivers health features hotter than a TikTok trend, like *someone just broke into your house* levels of heart rate alerts. 🏃‍♂️💨 So, if you're all about that budget life, grab the SE 3 and remind yourself that sometimes, ignorance is bliss – until you realize you can’t measure your fear of commitment. 🤪 **Hot Take Alert**: In 2025, Apple will release a watch that can literally check your pulse AND make your ramen, but only if you subscribe to Apple Everything™ for $99.99 a month! 🚀💰 **Share if you're ready to level up your wrist game!** 🤖🔗