🚨🍏✨BREAKING: Apple just dropped prices so low, even your bank account is like "WTF?!" 😱💸 First up, the Apple Watch SE 3 is now touching your wallet at just **$200** 🤯—that’s like, what, two boba teas?! And the Ultra 3? BRO, it's $99 OFF. I guess being *ultra* rich is on sale too? 💰💀 But hold up, the iPad Mini 7 is breaking hearts and bank accounts everywhere, now a mere **$100 off**. Perfect for all you art students trying to justify your online shopping addiction! 📲✂️ And let’s not forget Satechi’s Find My gear going as low as **$18**. Honestly, that’s cheaper than finding your crush in the club after 2 drinks. 🥴🙈 🔍✨Leaked developer quote: “We priced the Apple Watch Ultra 3 so low to distract you from our security issues. Please look away!” 🤖🤡 So, if you’ve been waiting for a sign to teleport into Best Buy's Black Friday early sale, this is it! 🚀🔥 Now, peep the future: By 2025, Apple will release a **CRYSTAL-ENCRUSTED** iWatch that reads your thoughts, and it’ll still sell like hotcakes, no cap. 💎🧠 #StayCaffeinated #AppleIsLife #DealOrNoDeal