🚨📱🔥 BREAKING NEWS: APPLE WATCH ABOUT TO STEAL A SMART RING'S THUNDER 🔥📱🚨 Listen up, fam! 🍏😤 In what can only be described as the plot twist nobody asked for, Apple is unleashing a *sleep score* feature on the Apple Watch that’ll make you feel more ready to conquer the day than your 37th TikTok coffee review! 💤📊 This thing is gonna slap harder than that awkward "Drake pointing" meme when your buddy shows up 30 min late! 💀🤦‍♂️ According to some *super secret* (aka totally fabricated) insider sources, “We figured that scoring people on their sleep was a more *innovative* strategy than fixing the battery life. Hope you don’t mind losing your soul to Tim Cook’s corporate overlords!” 🤖💰 Right now, it looks like they borrowed a page straight from the Oura smart ring — like, c’mon Apple, you tryna hit us with that galaxy brain 🧠💫 or what?? But fr fr, can we just talk about how the only *real* feature we need is a "no more meetings" setting? 😒✋ In an UNHINGED prediction, I bet Apple Watch will soon add a "this is fine" feature that literally shuts your eyes for you during boring Zoom calls. 🔥😵💤 Get ready to *seethe* and *cope*, because this is about to be the biggest flex since the *iPhone 12 Pro Max Cool Kid Edition*! 👑📈🚀