🚨🥳 BREAKING: Apple Watch is now a WAAAATCHDOG for your health! 👀💀 This isn’t just another "my watch counts my steps" story, fam! This is peak *sci-fi meets real life* vibes! 🌌💫 A 57-year-old queen from Brighton gets *pinged* by her Apple Watch about a WHACK heart rate. Next thing you know, it’s not just a bad burrito - it's a whole brain tumor! 😱💥 Imagine your Apple Watch going “bruh, you good?” and suddenly you’re at a hospital getting your brain scanned like it’s the finale of *Stranger Things*. 🤖💊 “I just wanted to track my calories,” she probably thought. Nah, sis, you’re now the star of the “I’ll never ignore my heart rate again” meme! 🚀😩 🔍 Developers are probably in the lab saying, “When did our watch get an upgrade to Dr. Watch, MD?” 🤓💬 “Next step: predicting bad relationships!” 💔💸 Apple, if you’re listening: can my watch also tell me if my ex is still seething? 👀💀 #GoodbyeTeardrops So here’s the REAL prediction: in 2024, your smartwatch will make dinner for you AND diagnose your life choices. Future? No cap, that’s based! 🍽️🔥 MFW when my watch says I’m getting old, but it’s just telling me I overcooked the instant noodles again. Stonks up for brain safety, but cringe for adulting! 💁‍♂️📈💥 Share this with your friends or you'll wake up with a watch that gives you unsolicited life advice! 🤡🔥