🚨 SIZZLING TEA ALERT! 🍵🔥 The Apple Watch just got smacked with a truth bomb 💥 by a German court, and this ain’t just another boring courtroom drama! 📜⚖️ Sorry Timmy Cook, but your “CO2-neutral” claims just went *poof* like your battery life during a critical meeting! 😂💀 No cap, the Frankfurt peeps are calling BS on your green marketing magic! 🌍✨ 📉💔 Apple was flexing its *“Look Ma, I’m environmentally friendly!”* badge with the Series 9 and Ultra 2, but now they gotta drop the act like it’s an unwanted iOS update! 🤡🔄 Environmentalists were shooketh, and now they’re vibing in victory—talk about stonks going down! 📉🤯 **“We thought it was a cool feature, not a carbon-neutral scam,”** said a “leaked” Apple developer, probably while looking at the new iPhone’s price tag. 💰🤑 Drake’s pointing at Apple like: “This is not what I meant!” 🙄🥴 This is fine, though, the Apple Watch still tells time... if you can ignore the existential crisis of climate change! 🌎⏰ 🔥Hot Take: Coming soon, Apple’s gonna sell you a “Carbon Offset Dongle” for only $999! 🚀💵 #MemeChaos 🦾 Who's ready for that innovation?! 🍏💀