🚨🍏💪 **BREAKING NEWS:** Apple Watch Fitness Challenge set for Veterans Day! Who asked for this? 🙄💀 On November 11, 2025, Apple will drop a new fitness challenge that’s about as essential as a flip phone in 2025. I mean, who doesn’t want to sweat to remember... *other* people sweating? #Blessed 🤡🔥 Now watch as everyone pretends to care about their step count on a day dedicated to something way cooler—like, you know, VETS! 🇺🇸💥 So here's the scoop, fam: Apple is like, “Get fit or prepare for doom!” while you’re just trying to figure out which overpriced watch band to buy next. Stonks 📈? Nope. This is fine! 🐶🔥 A "leaked" convo from deep inside the Apple HQ (or just my imagination): **Tim:** “What do we do about Veterans Day?” **Developer:** “How about we make people sweat on the couch iOS style?” **Tim:** “Gen Z loves fitness, right?” **Developer:** “Aren’t they allergic to effort?” It’s a vibe 🤷‍♂️. So strap on your overpriced wrist taco 🖐️🌮, get ready to crank out those heartbeats, and flex on your friends while they seethe in their couch potato regret. 🔥🚀 **Hot take incoming:** In 2025, Apple will replace the iPhone with a fitness tracker that also tracks how many times you cringe at TikTok dances. #SwoleGoals 💪👽