🚨📱BREAKING MEMES ALERT🚨📱 Apple has dropped the new Watch Series 11, Ultra 3, and SE like they just came back from the gym and are flexing hyper-advanced tech gains 💪😎. Let’s dissect this **snooze-fest** like it’s the last avocado at brunch! 🥑🔪 First up: Blood oxygen sensor controversies? 🤡 **This is fine!** Just what we always wanted – an expensive watch that reminds you that your lungs are low-key struggling! 😂💀 But forget about that, because battery life is "improved" (i.e., lasts as long as your last relationship) ⚡💔. And wait for it... New hypertension notifications?! WHO DO YOU THINK WE ARE, APPLE?! This watch is literally gonna be buzzing at your wrist every time you glance at your student loans. 💰🚨 But here's the kicker – satellite messaging! 🤯 Because why wouldn't you want to drown in notifications from the stratosphere? NASA who?? 🚀👽 In the words of an anonymous Apple dev: “We put the ‘fun’ in function! Just pay us, fam!” All in all, if you’re not sporting one of these bad boys, are you even living? 🤖🔥 Prediction: Within a year, Apple Watch will have a feature to text aliens. No cap. 👽💥 #Stonks 🤑