🚨🍏 BREAKING: Apple Wallet is slowly morphing into your real wallet, but only if you live in states that literally sound like potato chip flavors! 🥔🤤 North Dakota just joined the party! 🎉 *Yes, the ONE North Dakota* that all your geography teachers told you about. "Wow, I can now store my ID next to my expired coupons for expired yogurt!" — said literally no one ever. 🤷‍♂️💀 First, Montana, now the Dakota! What’s next? The entire state of Idaho? 💳💰🤪 Everyone's investing in digital IDs like they're the next stonks 🚀📈, but let’s be real—Apple's over here like “We’re revolutionizing IDs!” while scrolling through dusty old DMV websites. *Yeah right!* 🤪 👩‍💻👨‍💻 A *leaked conversation* from an Apple developer last night: "Bro, what if we really just used digital IDs to sell more iPhones?!" *CUE DRAMATIC MUSIC* 🎶 This is fine, said North Dakotans, while they sip on their overpriced lattes. ☕️🔥 💯 Hot take: Apple Wallet in ten years will make you too dependent and cause an epic wallet crisis when it crashes! 💥 Get ready to craft your TikTok apology video when you can’t prove you’re 21 at the bar! 🍹 #AppleCrisis #DigitalChaos