🚨🔥 BREAKING: Apple Wallet in iOS 26 is getting a toggle to disable annoying push notifications! 🥴💀 That’s right folks, we’re not talking about a new iPhone that costs more than your college tuition. Nope, just a glorified ON/OFF switch! Apple fanboys, prepare your wallets (pun intended) for the chaotic thrill of touch screen tapping! 💳✨ Tim Cook’s been caught muttering in the Apple HQ cafeteria, “No one asked for this, but here we are! 😩🔊” while wearing a t-shirt that says “it’s not a bug, it’s a feature.” Classic Apple (coffin emojis) 😂💔. Now you can finally stop your phone from flirting with you through incessant notifications about your “latest transactions” or “special offers.” We know you’re just trying to keep up with financial ‘stonks’ and not have your phone be an annoying ex that just won’t quit!!! 🤡🚀 Imagine the chaos: "When you disable those notifications, the whole universe will implode," said one *totally real* Apple dev 👍👀, “but hey, at least it’s *something*!” Here’s the wild prediction: In 2025, Apple will launch a new feature that CRASHES your phone if you don’t buy their overpriced **premium toggle**. Talk about peak capitalism! 💰🤖💀 So, are we all ready to toggle our way into the future? 📲✨💥 #iOS26 #ToggleMadness💥