🚨🤑 BREAKING NEWS, PEASANTS! 🚨 Apple Wallet is flexing harder than your cousin who thinks they’re a crypto millionaire! 💰💀 West Virginia just got blessed with digital ID support, but let’s keep it real, who even uses ID anymore? Just wear a t-shirt that says “I’m 21, trust me!” 🤷‍♂️🍺 Anyway, Apple’s throwing a digital party and of course, everyone’s invited except your privacy! 😈🚀 Here’s how it went down in the digital boardroom: **Imaginary Developer Quote #1:** "We wanted to make life easier, so we decided to trade your soul for convenience. 🤖💀" **Imaginary Developer Quote #2:** "Look, the folks in West Virginia can't even get decent WiFi, but hey, now they can scan their ID for a whiskey shot. Stonks. 📈🔥" Apple's over here acting like they’re the savior of your wallet, but let’s be real: this is just an elaborate scheme to replace our actual IDs with a picture of your cat. 🐱👑 So, let’s wrap it up: if you can pay for avocado toast, you can pay your way into the digital future! 👑🤑 *Next prediction?* In 2024, we’ll all be just holograms in our Apple Wallets, and IDs will be as obsolete as dial-up internet! 📟💥 #AppleWho #HoloMePlease