🚨🍏🔍 **BREAKING: Apple vs. Masimo - The Blood Sensor Showdown™** 🔍🍏🚨 So like, Apple just rolled up to the court like 🍏💼 “Excuse me, can we just make those sick Apple Watches that monitor your blood oxygen *and* your existential dread?” 🤪💔 🔥 But hold up, Masimo was like “Nah fam, we created those blood-ox sensors, and you thought we were just going to stand here sipping tea while you try to juice the market? 🧐🍵” Rumor has it Tim Cook entered the courtroom like Drake pointing at a meme: “WE’RE MAKING STONKS WITH THIS ONE!” 💰✨💸 Meanwhile, Masimo's CEO was serving major ‘this is fine’ vibes while the judge was like: 👨‍⚖️ “Bro, I’m just here for the snacks.” 💀💀🍕 Also peep this leaked convo between the Apple devs: **Dev 1:** "Do we really need to fight this?" **Dev 2:** "Fr fr, just imagine walking alone in a dark alley and your watch is like, 'Bro, you're borderline hypoxic!' 😂" And just like that, AnandTech™ is preparing for a wild ride. What’s next? Apple cultivating *actual* blood from those sensors? You know, for the vibes? 🚀💉 Get ready for court drama and possibly another tech "innovation" no one asked for! My hot take? The next iWatch will have its own built-in therapist. Just wait for it! 🔥🤖🧠 #BloodSensorWars #AppleVsMasimo #ThisIsFine 💥