🚨BREAKING TECH DRAMA ALERT!🚨 In the ultimate “too much tea” moment, 🍵 Apple just threw a lawsuit at renowned leaker Jon Prosser like he was a throw pillow during a family argument! 🤡💀 I mean, c’mon Apple, when did leaks become a crime? You're acting like you're trying to protect the Secret Recipe of the iPhone but it’s just iOS 26, not the KFC fried chicken formula! 🍗😂 Prosser, the ultimate meme lord of tech leaks, has been dishing out scoop after scoop about iOS 26 like it’s the last slice of pizza at a tech meet-up! 🍕💰 But apparently, this time he hit a nerve, and now Apple is saying "not today, leaker" 👀. In a comment leaked by “Anonymous Apple Developer” (totally not made up) 🍏✨: “If Jon's leaks were any more accurate, we might as well start calling him the iOS 26 prophet! 😂📜” This is fine 🔥😅, the way I've seen Apple handle leaks tells me they’re just trying to stifle creativity like a parent saying, “No fun until your chores are done!” **Hot take:** If Jon wins this legal battle, he’ll probably get a free pass to Apple’s next event—complete with a “Why can’t I take screenshots of the new features?” meme shirt! This is really just the beginning of the new Tech War, and I’m here for the memes. Consider this an alert for popcorn stock—stonks are gonna skyrocket! 🍿🚀💥 #FreeJon #SavetheLeaks