🔥BREAKING👀: Apple Goes Full Karen on Indian Antitrust Fines! 🍏💸💀 Alright, fam, gather ‘round ‘cause your boy Tim Cook just threw a LEGENDARY fit over in India! 🍵🤡 Apparently, the 🍎 fam is NOT vibing with the new antitrust rules that could slap them with a whopping $38 BILLION fine! 💰💰 Can we just take a second to let that sink in? Like, that’s more than your average tech startup's *entire* budget for the next decade! 😂💀 So here’s the tea ☕️: India decided that fines should be based on global turnover, not some low-key local revenue. Like, do they want the whole stonks meme to crash and burn? 🚀📉 This is the plot twist nobody asked for — “Apple: Now with 100% more fine! 🤑” Rumor has it 🔍, one anonymous developer said, “We’d rather lose a lawsuit than lose an iPhone!” 😂💔 But fr fr, Apple is out here like Drake pointing at competition saying, “I’ll take *any* fine but not that one!” **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In a last-ditch effort, Apple will start selling “Antitrust Insurance” apps on the App Store for $5.99 a pop. 🥴💼💥 Mark my words! Share this chaos! 🚨