🚨 BREAKING: Apple’s Vision is 3 years away - and it’s STILL not Vision Zen 🤡💀 So apparently, if you're dreaming of a budget Apple Vision Pro 🥲, get ready to be disappointed. Analyst Ming-Chi Kuo and his sidekick Mark Gurman are here to drop the hottest news of the century: a cheaper version—codename N100—won’t hit the shelves until LATE 2027. That’s 4 years from now, or about 1,000 TikTok dances away 🔥. 💰💸 Meanwhile, "lighter and cheaper" are the keywords here. AKA, they'll still charge your soul for it, but at least they’re not asking for your firstborn. 🤷‍♂️ “Honestly, we’re just waiting for the design to be finalized before we put the price at ‘Take my money!’ and watch the stonks 🚀🚀.” – A totally *real* Apple dev, probably. But for now, Apple CAD designers are like, "This is fine" while slapping on new features like microtransactions in Candy Crush. 🍭 Hot take: By 2027, Apple will have invented a new reality where you can experience overpriced ads in AR. Brace yourselves, folks! 🤖😱 #iWILLNOTBuyThis.