🚨📱 Breaking News: Apple Vision Pro is *finally* getting some glasses love! 🕶️💖 Painfully, for years, Apple was like "prism who?" while folks with prism lenses were losing sleep. 😴💔 But hold onto your AirPods, fam! With visionOS 26 dropping like it's hot 🔥, you can now add your prism values and pray to the tech gods that it works. It’s like adjusting your specs with a magical spell! 🧙‍♂️✨ Get ready for Apple to push this update like it’s the best thing since sliced bread 🍞, but let's be real—who even asked for this? “Yo, we just fixed the major bug with glasses compatibility. Stonks ahead!” - Completely made-up Apple dev probably getting paid in 💰💰. This is an upgrade to make you feel like you’re peering into the *multiverse* 🪐, but be warned: it could just be a portal to infinite cringe. 🤡 And bet your bottom dollar that some influencer will try to use this update for "content" with captions like “My vision just went 12D! 🤯” while we all silently seethe. 🚀 But here's the hot take: In 2030, Apple will drop a *new* Vision Pro that *removes* the prism feature entirely just to keep everyone on their toes. Stay woke, fam! 🤭💥