🚨🔥 **BREAKING NEWS: Apple’s Vision Pro M5 STRUGGLES to Get Off the Struggle Bus!** 🔥🚨 Listen up, Apple stans and technophobes alike! 🍏👀 In the most thrilling *yawn-fest* since the last iOS update, we’ve got Vision Pro M5—aka “The Headset That Couldn’t.” 😴💔 Launched in early 2024, and now it’s about as relevant as Myspace. Sad vibes, fam. With visionOS 26 droppin’, we thought we were entering the memeiverse, but it’s more like a no-stonks crash! 📉💩 Developer support? 🤔 *TEPID* at best. Imagine asking a group for a hot take, and everyone’s just sitting there like 🥱. Even Apple is like, “Guys, we’ve really gotta step this up.” And you know it’s bad when Apple is struggling harder than a kid at a spelling bee. 🤡🔍 💬 *Leaked Apple Developer Quote*: “I mean, we put ‘Pro’ in the name. That counts for something, right?” 🤷‍♂️ So grab your tissue and a can of Monster because we’re about to go full cringe. Is it too late for Vision Pro? *Maybe it’s just fine*—*this is fine*—but bro, it’s more like “Help, it’s burning!” 😩🔥 Here’s the hot take: In 2025, Apple’s gonna release a “Vision Pro 2: Now With 10% More Imagination” as they dance on the grave of this tech flop! 💀💥 *Mark my words, fam!* ✨🚀💰