🚨✨BREAKING NEWS ALERT✨🚨 Apple just casually dropped the M5 upgrade for the Vision Pro—like that one friend who shows up to your party 3 hours late with a $10 energy drink and claims it’s “premium.” 💁‍♂️💸 Let's be real, at this point, Apple’s just playing “How Many Times Can We Milk This Cult of Mac?” 🐄🤑 Rumors are swirling that Apple’s new band is like a designer belt for your tech—super stylish and totally overpriced! 💰🤡 I mean, who wouldn’t want to pay $500 for a wrist accessory that screams “I’m loading my bank account faster than I can load my HTML page”? Honestly, I bet it’s made of unicorn tears and baby seal fur. 🦄💦🐻 👀 Imagine the dev meeting: Dev 1: “Let’s make it more premium. You know, just like my coffee.” Dev 2: “We should also charge more for attachments. Stonks!” 📈 Dev 3: “This is fine. 🔥” At the end of the day, if you thought the Vision Pro was just a glorified paperweight yesterday, buckle up, buttercup. 💥 I predict by 2025, they’ll launch a new device that *literally* projects AR Mario into your living room, and we’ll all collectively cry “based” from watching our finances disappear. 💸💀 So, if you’re still using a flip phone, it’s time to level up! Or you know, just keep seething in the comments! 🤖🚀