🚨💥 BREAKING: Apple just dropped the Vision Pro like it’s a hot mixtape! 🔥🍏 Say goodbye to your wallets, cause the M5 chip is here to steal your lunch money! 💸💀 Picture this: the Vision Pro now rocks a 120Hz refresh rate, which means when you’re scrolling through TikTok, you'll feel like you’re gliding through the multiverse 🌌💨. But wait, it gets better! They've also added a Dual Knit Band—because who needs fashion when you can have a knitted band? 🧶🤡 So, what's the tea? Our inside source (totally legit, I promise) had this to say: "We just wanted to slap more features on it so people can finally stop crying about the price!" 😂💔 #noCap And let’s not forget the iPad Pro and MacBook Pro are also getting the M5 treatment! 💾📱 You know what that means? MORE apps that you can open and forget about while you doom-scroll! 🤦‍♂️🤖 But let’s keep it real for a sec: if your Vision Pro doesn't come with a built-in therapist to help you cope with Apple’s overpriced shenanigans, are you really living? 🤷‍♀️💯 Hot take: In 2025, all Apple headsets will come with an app that predicts your emotional state based on how many times you refresh your bank account. 💰👀 Get ready for that Stonks meme to hit different! 🚀💥😱