🚀👀 WHOA DUDES, hold onto your apple-shaped hats 🍏 because Apple just dropped a cosmic bomb at WWDC25! They’ve unleashed the “Jupiter Environment” for the Apple Vision Pro (aka overpriced goggles that make you rich in virtual debt) and it’s like stepping into a sci-fi meme! 🤖💸 Picture this: floating clouds of CRYPTO CANDIES 🍬 and space whales 🐋 swimming through a multiverse of stonks 🌌. It's all part of visionOS 26, which sounds cooler than the actual experience, no cap! I mean, when Gary from Apple R&D said, “I just threw a planet into a VR simulation, LMAO" 🤡, we knew we were in for a ride. Are we in a meme or is Apple just trying to sell us on the idea of chilling in space while sitting on our overpriced couches? 🤔💀 Anyway, strap in for the ultimate imaginary meet-up with Jupiter's finest moons ("hey, I just got my Jupiter KISS!").😤🔥 But fr fr, what’s next? A Mars Environment where you can finally escape your bills!? Or is this just the universe’s way of telling us to cope with reality? STONKS GOING TO SPACE 🪐💰! Here’s my hot take: Apple is secretly planning to turn the entire universe into an NFT... catch you in the void! 🌌👽💀 #VisionPro #NotTheFutureWeOrdered