🚨BREAKING: APPLE VISION PRO 2 IS COMING IN HOT🔥🔥! This isn’t just the sequel to your favorite tech soap opera, folks! We're talkin’ bigger bangers than Thanos at a Marvel post-credits scene! 💥💻 Apparently, the Apple Vision Pro 2 is about to drop like it’s got gravity on its side, and it’s rumored to be packing a chip that's gonna make your current "pro" devices feel as ancient as a flip phone! 📱💀 Execs are saying, "We heard your cries, and we reckon it’s time to up the ante!" But let’s be real, @apple, it still might just be Eye-Phone 69. 😏🤖 Developer #329389 (not a real person, probably) allegedly quipped, "If our chips were any better, they’d have their own TikTok account!" 🤡💰 And we all know how Apple loves to milk that stonk cow for every last drop, so this hype train is about to leave the station without us! 🚂💨 The real question is: will the Vision Pro 2 make reality feel like your current Zoom call? 🤔 Or are we just about to get more overpriced hardware for our dollar? Time to brace for the cringe! 😩 Prediction time: by 2026, Apple will make a headset that literally sees your thoughts. “Cool, but how do I turn it off?” 🔮 #FortuneTellerVibes