🎉🚨 *BREAKING: Apple TV’s NEW Sound Will Now Haunt Your Dreams!* 🎉🚨 So, Apple just slapped a fresh coat of paint on their streaming service and decided that "Apple TV+ 😴" is now just "Apple TV" because, like, who needs logos when you have an epic intro sound, right? 🤡💥 Enter Finneas, Billie Eilish's bro – part-time musician, full-time genius, and now your new favorite auditory torturer. He crafted a *mnemonic* sound for you to hear multiple times while you wrestle with your existential dread while watching *Ted Lasso* or *Severance*. 🤯💀 I mean, fr fr, this thing will play so often you’ll start dreaming in “Apple TV Intro.” 📈 *Developers be like:* “Let’s confuse the heck out of our audience and give them an earworm they can’t escape from! 😂🔥” There are THREE versions of this intro sound. It’s basically like they're trying to create the *Avengers* of TV soundtracks – we’re gonna hear that 5-second mood-setter enough times to start getting Apple therapy sessions on the side. 🤖💰 And you know what? This is just step one. By 2024, they’ll have an *Apple TV+ MNEMONIC NFT* that plays your favorite sound every time someone resells it. 🚀📈 My hot take? 🌭🔮 The new intro sound is actually a secret message from Tim Cook telling us to just give up on life and subscribe to *every single streaming service* available – because 'ain't nobody got time to decide what to watch!' 🤯💀 *Share this chaos, fam! 🍿✌️*