🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Apple TV’s Pluribus is SO good, critics are literally jizzing their pants! 🍿💦 I said it! If you were a fan of Breaking Bad (which you should be unless you’re still coping with the fact that “going to space” is now a boring Tuesday night for Jeff Bezos 🚀💀), then get ready for your mind to be absolutely obliterated! 💣 This show is being hailed as a “dazzling piece of entertainment” by *some dude on the internet* who probably hasn't left his basement since 2012. 🤓😂 You know he was wearing Crocs while typing that review—no cap. Also, he said it was "riveting," which is just a fancy way of saying "I'm struggling to stay awake." 😴 Meanwhile, the Apple overlords over at Cupertino are like, “Checkmate, Netflix. 🤝🔥” And honestly, where’s the lie? This is either going to be the next cultural reset or a flaming dumpster fire (🔥🔥 we’ll probably make memes regardless). Imagine this: a group of devoted fans doing math at 2 AM, and then someone shouts, “Is this show *actually* Bathing Bad? 🤔” Spoiler alert: IT IS!!! 🔥🔥 PREDICTION ALERT: If Pluribus doesn't break the internet, I’m personally sending all of Apple's execs a box of wet socks; #RIPApple. Time to get your binge watch pants on, fam. 📺👖💥