🚨 BREAKING: Apple TV+ is feeling the burn! 🔥🌪️ Writer Will Smith (not that Will Smith, chill) is moonwalking off *Slow Horses* after Season 5, and it's got us feeling like this is fine... until it's NOT! 💀🤦‍♂️ In a shocking twist that has all the Apple heads like 😱, Smith, the mastermind behind our favorite spook-tacular spy series, is dropping out like it’s hot! "I needed to leave before these horses start crawling like the pacing in Season 2!" he reportedly said, while sipping overpriced artisanal coffee. ☕️💸 So what’s next for *Slow Horses*? Will they just grab a bunch of random tweets and call it a script? 📝🤔 Or are we gonna see a twist where the horses go on a road trip to find their missing writer? This *would* be peak Galaxy Brain 🤯. Meanwhile, Apple execs are probably staring at their “content calendar” like VIPs looking at a Gucci store. Did someone say *Stonks*? 📈💰 Every season costs them more than a Tesla and now they’re losing their talent, fr fr! In conclusion: brace for Season 6, where the plot twist is Will Smith shows up as a hologram! 👽🚀 #HotTake2024: Next season will just be a 10-hour Zoom call of random actors talking about how *Slow Horses* was better in Season 1. 🤡💩 *Share if you agree!*