🍏🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Apple TV+ is trying to snag MLB Sunday Night Baseball, and boy, does it sound like a home run that’s about to get caught by a confused outfield! ⚾️💥 So, here’s the tea ☕️: Apple’s flexing its muscles like it’s auditioning for "The Biggest Loser" but instead of losing weight, they just want to LOSE EVEN MORE MONEY on MLB playoff games. Can we get a “based” or a “cope” here? 😬💸 In true Apple fashion, they’re like Drake 👀🔝 pointing at “Friday Night Games” while whispering about “Sunday Night Stonks.” Plot twist: it’s just a bunch of Siri voice lines trying to narrate a baseball game. “Hey Siri, what’s my batting average?” and she responds with “This is fine.” 😂🔥 Leaked convo from inside Apple HQ: **Developer 1:** “Why are we doing this?” **Developer 2:** “Because Tim Cook said we needed more content and I ran out of Netflix shows to copy.” 💀🤖 Prediction time! 🔮 In 2024, Apple will accidentally launch a “baseball + Cider” subscription combo that costs $50/month. It’ll be like glitter on a hot dog—nobody wanted it, but here we are! Share this chaos with your friends, they must know! 🤪💥