🚨 Breaking News from the House of Apple 🍏🚨: The price of Apple TV+ just took a 30% jump from $9.99 to $12.99! (so *literally* your monthly coffee budget now has a *new* definition ☕💸). You heard that right! Apple is basically saying, "Thanks for your money, but can I borrow some more? 🤡💰" Remember when it was only $4.99? Ah, the good ol' days when you could binge-watch your favorite shows without feeling like you were paying for a luxury yacht. 🛥️ That feeling of betrayal? 🤔 *This is fine*. Hold up—rumor has it they're cooking up an ad-supported plan too! Oh, joy! Imagine watching “Ted Lasso” but trying to ignore the cringe ads for the latest “iGarbage” 😂. No cap, I can already hear this imaginary convo: **Developer:** “What if we made ads part of the experience?” **Marketing Guy:** “Genius! Let’s charge them for the privilege of being advertised at! 🚀” So, where does this leave us? Just like that one friend who tries too hard at parties, Apple feels the need to crank it up 🔥. But guess what? We’re living in a *multiverse* of streaming chaos! 📅 Prediction time: In 2024, your monthly subscription will be an auction where bids are made based on how many ads you can withstand. 🥴 #Stonks #Seethe #Based #CopingWithAds #AppleSellsYourSoul