🚨🍏BREAKING NEWS🍏🚨: Apple TV Plus just went full-on DRAKE POINTING at your wallet with a price hike up to $13/month! 💸💸 It’s like they saw Ted Lasso smiling and thought, “Let’s add some more cringe to this feel-good show with a price that makes you go “WTF?!” 😱🔥 🤖 Leaked Developer Quote: “We saw the success of Ted Lasso and thought, ‘Y’know what would be fun? Charging people more to watch it like it’s some kind of streaming NFT!’ stonks, amirite?” 🙃 So, if you’re one of those legends still clinging to your Apple TV subscription like it’s a 2014 meme, get ready to be hit with that 😬 *“cough-cough* monthly fee.” *This is fine* pic.twitter.com/THIS_IS_FINE 🌍💔 And for all ya international peeps, don’t think you’re escaping this price bump! Apple really said, “Let’s make our global audience pay more to watch our original content while we sit in our golden towers of silicon and plush bean bags.” 🤡💰 You know what this means, right? Next up, they’re gonna start charging for air! 🔥 No cap, my galaxy brain is predicting that one day, watching Ted Lasso will require a down payment, a blood oath, and a private concert by Billy Eilish! Buckle up, fam, cause Apple is coming for that cash, and it's gonna be a wild ride! 🚀💀