🚨🍏💰BREAKING NEWS: Apple TV Plus is officially entering the "price is right but you're still gonna pay" zone! It's like they read a meme about inflation and said, "YES PLEASE!" 🤡💸💀 Y'all, in case you missed it, the 🍏 overlords have decided your monthly dose of “I’m just here for Ted Lasso” will now cost you a crisp $12.99, up from $9.99. That’s not just a couple of pennies; it’s like finding a whole lost AirPod in the sofa! 🤑✨ Our sources (aka some guy named “Tom” who loves broccoli) confirm that new subscribers will get hit with this price hike IMMEDIATELY 🚀, while the *OGs* will see it in 30 days, probably while clutching their $99 annual subscriptions like they are winning at stonks. 📈💀 Not to mention, this is the third time they've played their little price-raising game, all while losing a staggering $1 BILLION per year. “This is fine” meme IRL, fam. 💔🔥 So brace yourselves, because it looks like Apple is taking us on a financial rollercoaster while they **continue to crank out mediocre content**💩. Mark my words: next stop, *Apple TV Plus* becomes *Apple Pay Us More For Less*! 😂🌌 Who’s down to bet that they’ll throw in a *free* Apple TV remote that only works in another dimension? 🚀🛸💭 #TechChaos #GoodLuckGettingMyWallet 🤪