🚨🎉 BIG NEWS, TECH GAWDS! 🚨🍕👀 Apple and Peacock just dropped a collab that’s more cringe than your buddy who still wears socks with sandals! 😬🥴 For just **$14.99** a month, you can Bundle blander than your uncle's Thanksgiving turkey! 🤢🍗 Yup, we’re talking Apple TV and Peacock going cheap mode LIKE A BOSS! 🤯💸💁‍♂️ 🥳 So, like, if you’ve been obsessing over *Ted Lasso* and *The Office* reruns (because of course you have), this is your moment—because who doesn’t wanna watch “The Office” rerun while being bombarded with ads for overpriced avocado toast? 🥑💔🔥 👀 "Leaked" Developer Quote: "We thought combining two kinda good platforms would make one mega platform. It's either genius or we're just lazy.” - Chad, Senior Software Development Wizard 🧙‍♂️💻 And, hold up! The existing subscribers won’t even need to make new accounts! Can I get a *let's goooo*? 🎉🙌 Just don’t expect to watch *The Mandalorian* while also having Peacock's offerings... unless you’re somehow into that *literal trainwreck* of content 🚂🤡 But here’s my bold prediction: this bundle will be the start of Apple merging with *every* streaming service until we’re forced to pay one all-consuming mega-subscription that charges us in our kidneys and firstborns. 💀👶✨ STAY WOKE, FAM! 🔥✨ #TheEndIsNigh #ThisIsFine