🍏💔💸 **BREAKING: Apple TV+ Prices Just Went Full Stonks!! 🚀🔥** Okay, so like, if you're still clueless about how Apple is basically playing Monopoly with our wallets, listen up! 🎩💰 Apple TV+ just jumped from $10 to $13 a month! 🤑 That’s a **30% price hike** faster than I shove a pizza into my face at 2 AM! 🍕💀 Like, fr fr, it's like they’re following the "drug dealer" method of salesmanship, but why they gotta hit us with that *double shot espresso*?! We're talking about a streaming service that was **only** $7 a mere mortal year ago, and now it's like they’re running some underground subscription ring! 💊😂 Apple's flexing that they had "strong double digits" in viewership—aka, they had enough people binge-watching Severance to make a solid case for charging more. 🌌 But let’s keep it 100, fam. Are we really about to pay more to watch *Ted Lasso* try to teach us how to *be a better human*? 🤷‍♂️ #ThisIsFine **Leaked Developer Quote**: “Honestly, we just wanted to see how high we could go before the fans start seething! 🤡” But don’t panic! Yearly subscriptions and Apple One remain the same, which means you can still gift your money to Apple in chunks instead of monthly heartbreak. ❤️ **🚨 CHAOTIC PREDICTION ALERT**: By 2025, Apple will release a new subscription tier called "iPayMyLifeAway" where you can pay $30/month for a 30-second preview of future shows! This can't be a blessing, right? Stay tuned! 🔮💥