🚨💸 BREAKING: Apple TV+ just dropped the price bomb on your wallet! 💸🚨 So, your favorite tech cult (ahem, I mean company) just decided to bump up the prices like my dog jumped on the couch after a squirrel 🐿️. But wait! 🛑 Before you unleash the "This is fine" meme on your bank account, 🤔 there's a REVEALING secret to slicing those fees by a whopping 54%! 🥳🎉 💡 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Raising prices is our way of saying we love you... but with a side of pain! Here's a coupon for 54% off if you sacrifice a goat in the name of Steve Jobs.” 🐐💔 **Explainer**: ZDNET says they work hard crunching numbers like a broke college student, but at the end of the day, does CONTENT MATTER? 🤷‍♂️ Is it still cringe to pay for TV when Netflix be dropping new bangers left and right? 🤨😩 Drake's saying "no" to this price hike, but he’s also pointing at that 54% secret code like it’s the one true pathway to salvation. 🔥💰 🔥🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: Within 5 years, we'll ALL be streaming shows IN OUR MINDS via some mind-melting tech. And Apple? They'll just charge us $1,000 per thought. 💭🤖💀 Share this and save your friends from financial despair! Cheers to stonks and cheap thrills! ✌️💥